December 26, 2007

A Dangerously Close Brush with Middle America


From my hotel room I can see multiple 100-yard tall gas and Denny's signs [so as to see them from the highway].  Yes, semi-rural Kentucky has depressingly few charms.  I am oddly unnerved by the near ubiquitous white-ness here, though I did afford myself of the opportunity to eat frog legs at a Chinese restaurant.  Fun.  I often wonder who buys Nickelback albums or who makes up Bush's approval rating.  I may have found the answer.  Think True Stores, or that one country scene from Vacation but less endearing.

Now, I don't mean to slur fat ladies at Wal-Mart.  It is a certain lifestyle [the rural sprawl lifestyle, that is, of which fat, female and Wal-Mart-patronizing is merely a subset], and that's fine.  However, I've realized that, akin to Woody Allen's character in Manhattan, I can't function if I'm not within a twenty-mile radius of a reliable source of prosciutto  [for instance].  Grape Rd at ND felt similar in that it is a desiccated hull of the human experience; chain restaurants interspersed with a Chili's, Barnes & Noble, and Target.  [None of these ever so slightly less soul-sucking institutions, however, did I notice in Hardin County.]
So, I'm not trying to be hateful, and from a day to day living standpoint, I get along with sprawl ok - I'm from Northern Virginia and I like it.  If these places have to exist, I need some balance in the form of  the awesome south Indian place next to the K-Mart or pseudo-intellectual chatter down the hall from my dorm room.  In short, I'm thankful to be able to think about things, learn about stuff, and eat weird food.  Like, um, kinda-sorta Chinese frog legs.

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