Close second: Champagne cork popping. [Equally clichéd but equally true.]
Worst sound: Balloons rubbing together.
Most legit costume party accessory: Crazy glasses.
Best internet meme: Seemingly normal photo that focuses your attention and then scares the shit out of you. [Seriously old school]
Best Airhead flavor: Watermelon, no contest.
Underrated luxury: Nice glassware.
Overrated luxury: New socks.
Underrated luxury: Nice glassware.
Overrated luxury: New socks.
Most unexpectedly okay album 14+ months after the fact: Sam's Town.
1 1/2+ months after the fact: Blackout.
Most important thing for a pop song to reference in order to appear vital: Myspace
Least legit thing to reference in conversation: Incompleteness theorem.
Most amusing Wikipedia entry: "A February 2007 profile of [Brody] Jenner in Details magazine, which was based on interviews both with Jenner and former manager Spencer Pratt, suggested that his fame has been carefully contrived by Pratt's intentional and strategic manipulations of the media. The article suggets, for instance, that Jenner dated Nicole Richie Pratt's insistence that it would win him publicity. The article quotes Pratt advising Jenner: "All right, then here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become "The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat". Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero t0 America." [5] Jenner later said he was "horrified" about the way the article construed him and his relationship with Richie, whom he claimed to "genuinely love". [6]
Best sitcom plot device: Best friend tells you that your significant other is somehow disloyal but you think it's just jealousy.
Close second: Mistaken identity.
Most absurd insult: Boast biter.
Worst recent development in my life: Loss of spelling skills.
Worst recent development in my life: Loss of spelling skills.
Close second: Inablity to stop listening to Blackout.
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