I do adore pith

This guy, who clearly has detailed knowledge of the St. Louis Cardinals baseball franchise, has put together a description consisting of exactly six words on every major player related to the team. Some are better than others, but it's still an impressive accomplishment.

An ode to the striped fitted sheet

Fitted sheet with stripes
Up and down are so clear when
I make the bed drunk

((As an aside, I'm not drunk now, yet the poem's underlying truth remains.))